Klingon Translator

tlhIngan Hol — Individual User Terms of Service
EVER WATCHFUL GUARDIAN LLC  ·  Last Updated: May 24, 2026

§ 1 — Personal License

This $5/month license is for one individual human user ("you"). Not for bots, servers, or shared accounts.

§ 2 — Scope

§ 3 — Intellectual Property & Disclaimer

This is an UNOFFICIAL tool. Not endorsed by Marc Okrand or CBS. tlhIngan Hol © Paramount. Ever Watchful Guardian makes no claim to the Klingon language, its vocabulary, or associated intellectual property.

§ 4 — Acceptable Use

§ 5 — Translation Accuracy

Translations are best-effort. Klingon grammar is complex and evolving. No accuracy guarantee is provided. Do not use for legal, medical, or mission-critical communications. Ever Watchful Guardian is not liable for mistranslations or misunderstandings arising from this service.

§ 6 — Billing

§ 7 — Termination

We may ban users for: spam, Terms of Service breach, chargebacks, or at the request of CBS/Paramount. No refund if banned for breach. Grandfathered access is irrevocable unless access is terminated for cause.

§ 8 — Liability

Service provided "as is." Ever Watchful Guardian's total liability is capped at $15. We are not liable for service interruptions, translation errors, or damages arising from use or inability to use this service.

§ 9 — Arbitration

Disputes resolved by binding arbitration in Volusia County, FL. No class actions. By using this service you waive your right to a jury trial and to participate in class action proceedings.

§ 10 — Contact